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Ode to Mr. Steve Irwen

You were the annoying guy on tv bugging the alligators
or was it crocodiles?

Always close to death, yet miraculously jumping out
of the way just in the nick of time.

Crikey! that was close! No lost limbs here!

You married that American girl with long blond hair.
That zoo you opened was pretty nifty,

Although I've only seen it in sort TV segments,
as I quickly flip past your hyper activity.

You have some children - brought criticism with
scandalous alligator closeness

Along the lines of Michael Jackson, and Britney Spears.

Many TV shows, a few Movies, and even late night talk show spots.
Made you bigger than life.

Love You, or Hate you, or Just General Confusion,
a World Wide Icon leaves this World.