I think I'm hallucinating

Stomach: "I'm hungry"
Me: "but I'm not turning on the oven..."

Stomach: "So, I'm still hungry"
Me: "Well theres chips, and more chips, and cheese, and hotdogs, and microwaveable dinners...".

Stomach: "I don't want that"
Me: "Well, what do you want?"

Stomach: "I don't know"
Me: "Fine. Heres some lemonade. Stop Whining."