If Your Car was a Person, what Would it Be like?

Strange question of the day! --

You see, If my car was person, it would be very dependable, but would complain about life constantly. It would definitely be female, and probably named tiffany, or Michele, or some equally name I equate with minor bitchiness. It needs to know that its loved, or else it will sulk. It does things like make minor aspects of my life slightly miserable (like weird sounds, or funky smells), just to piss me off, but it will never breakdown, because it is loyal, in its own machine way.

Anyway, just wanted to share that bit of insight into my brain.